
Apparently women are capable of causing natural disasters all over the world for being “scantily clad” and “leading young men astray” by “spreading adultery”. Want to read more about this idiocy? Click HERE.

Apparently women are capable of causing natural disasters all over the world for being “scantily clad” and “leading young men astray” by “spreading adultery”. Want to read more about this idiocy? Click HERE.

Now, the story….
I had to make a teacher’s duty roster for Friday’s graduation. The Sutton thought it’d be funny if we added “The Potato” in bracket beside The Potato’s name (his real name, which shall not be mentioned in order to avoid further humiliation to the potato’s part, as well as a means of preventing another possible Big Potato Blow Out).
Anyhoo… The Sutton did it. I warned him that The Potato might get mad, but he thought it’d be funny. Let’s face it, it is kinda funny. So The Sutton made his little change, and I let him print it out.
The next day, The Potato was not happy. He ignored The Sutton. Unfortunately, he didn’t ignore me. He called me over and started shouting his potato ass off to me. Ordering me to change the duty roster. Yelling about how it was inappropriate behavior. Ummm.. I’m sorry, but weren’t you the one who’s always making sexual jokes in the office? What a hypocrite. Oh, wait, that was different? How so? Pfffft!
The Sutton tried telling The Potato that it was all his fault and I wasn’t to blame, but he just yelled at The Sutton to shut up, turned back to me, and kept on yelling and yelling and yelling. The whole office heard and all was quiet. I was quite angry myself. Wanted to smack him in the face. Why only blame me? Why not blame The Sutton and I equally? I’m telling you, it’s the whole I-Hate-You-Coz-You-Took-My-Sutton-Away-From-Me scenario. He just needed a valid reason to hate me.
It was The Big Potato Blow Out. Very messy. Although, doesn’t it make you think about potatoes and barbeques? Mmmm… Yummy :) Hehehe.

“Thanks to my animal behavior classes/research I've done over the years, every time I watch typical rap videos, I think of it as human courtship behavior. Jewelry and expensive cars as honest signal for wealth, and thus ability for male to care for female and young. Ornamented female in courtship dance with big butts signify fertility, and thus quality female. Sexual selection right thurrrrrrrr.”
-La Loca-