Wardrobe Malfunction

 

I swear, I am the most unlucky human being in the world when it comes to wardrobe malfunction. Usually, the problem lies with shoes. I’m either breaking heels or breaking straps. I’ve even chipped off chunks of my wooden wedges, hence why I stay away from expensive shoes. Prices don’t matter. If they’re girly, I’ll break them no matter how expensive they are.

Anyhoo, this past month, all my shoes were in good shape. For now, at least. Unfortunately, my pants – not so great. I had TWO pants disaster this past month alone! The first was when I realized the zipper of my pants broke. Fortunately, a little safety pin solved the problem. About a week later, I found a hole at the crotch of my pants. Not right in the middle where the hole is quite invisible, but right below the zipper, where the hole is CLEARLY visible. My brightly colored unmentionables didn’t help either. Oh, and the icing on the cake? Both incidents happened while I was at work. Thank God for Big J and her sewing kit. Saved me from utter humiliation. I owe her one :)

You can be gay, but you can’t tell anyone?

Why are most Malays such hypocrites?

I just read an article on Azwan Ismail, the Muslim Malay man who publicly announced that he was gay online. I was shocked by how many enraged Malays there were based on the comments I’ve seen. Why was this shocking to me? Because being Malay (and therefore Muslim) and gay is not an alien notion. It’s been around for so long. I’ve met plenty of gays and lesbians. I am friends with some gays. Heck, the place I get my hair cut is run by gays and transsexuals. Almost everyone I know is okay with being friends with gays or those who are obviously gay, so what’s with the countless death threats and enraged comments?

That’s where the hypocrisy comes in. The way I see it, most Malays are okay with being friends with gays or suspected gays, as long as it is not made public that these guys are gays… Did that make sense? Basically, it goes something like this: “If I don’t know for sure that you’re gay, then it’s alright, but if you tell everyone you’re gay, then you’re going to hell”.

Fucked up, isn’t it?

Today’s Lesson

Today, I learned that…

Shisha+Cough Syrup+Cold Medicine+Panadol+Antibiotics
=
HIGH!

Kids, do not try this at home!

I will never ever EVER smoke shisha and then take my medicine ever EVER again. I’ve learned my lesson. Warp Zone! (&*%$^$%&^**&(*F&(&F(&DS(&FS(&^%&%&%!

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P/S If you are sick, STAY IN BED!

Quotable Quotes

I just HAD to put this down. It’s the only thing that cracked me up the entire day! :)

“Isn’t it lovely to know that the ‘defenders of our faith’ include ‘ulama’ who insist that the Devil had a conversation with the Prophet in which he told him that he liked to hang out at CINEMAS, and issue a fatwa that declared budu as najis if spilt upon clothing, but perfectly pure when eaten.

Jilat telo bapak ngko boleh?”

-Anonymous-
(Just coz I don’t know if he’d want to be published :P)