Today, I learned that…
Shisha+Cough Syrup+Cold Medicine+Panadol+Antibiotics
=
HIGH!
Kids, do not try this at home!
I will never ever EVER smoke shisha and then take my medicine ever EVER again. I’ve learned my lesson. Warp Zone! (&*%$^$%&^**&(*F&(&F(&DS(&FS(&^%&%&%!
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P/S If you are sick, STAY IN BED!
The other day I learned that…
I don’t know how to do my taxes.
Guess I’m still not a qualified adult yet. Haha.
Today I learned that…
You should make sure you’re not a virgin before you get turned into a vampire. Hymens regrow when you’re a vampire. It would be a pain in the ass to have to break your hymen every time you have sex.
Today I learned that…
You should always make sure the color of your underwear matches the color of your pants. That way, if you suddenly find yourself with a gaping hole in your pants by your crotch, (like I did today at work!!!!) it wouldn’t be so obvious.
P/S Having a cardigan to tie around your hips helps too!
Today I learned that…
When you’re driving and you really, REALLY need to pee, DO NOT drive on bumpy and potholed roads!
P/S Screaming at the top of your lungs does not lessen the need to pee. True story.
Today I learned that…
I seriously cannot be left alone in the kitchen. I tend to burn stuff when I do.
CASE IN POINT 1: Just now. My mom left to go get my sister’s glasses from the shop. She told me to fry the rest of the sukun she was frying. So I did. But that was the problem. I only tended the frying pan with the sukun and ignored the other two pots on the stove. Long story short, it started smelling weird and getting smoky when I realized that the stuff in both pots had totally burned.
CASE IN POINT 2: About 6 months ago maybe, I can’t remember. My parents had to go out of town for a few days. So my mom made her famous Soto Madura for us to last the whole time she was gone. She told my sister, Kenit, to heat the whole huge pot of soto soup. My sister, in turn, told me to do it. BIG MISTAKE! I heated it up and FELL ASLEEP. Yes, the amazing sleeper actually fell asleep while cooking (well, cooking, in a manner of speaking). When I woke up, the house was full of smoke, and the huge pot of soto soup – gone. Just like that. There was nothing left in the pot except some grimy black residue. Suffice to say, we ended up eating rice with fried eggs until our parents got back.
Note to Self: Never heat up stuff on the stove. Get a microwave.
Today I learned that...
The nail on my right pinky toe is not actually attached to the toe. In fact, it is not attached to the toe at all. It's growing. But growing in front of it. Huh. Weird. I have messed up feet. Bleurgh.
Today I learned that...
When you're bloated with food and look like you're 4 months pregnant, no one can help you.
Even an expensive MYR129 bra from La Senza can't make you look hot when you're that bloated.
Best course of action: Exercise and cut down on food intake.
Most likely course of action: Nothing. Haha.
Today I learned that...
When you take a puff of Shisha and blow it into your Iced Tea through a straw, you get smoke filled bubbles!
Awesome! Haha!
Today I learned that...
The female sex organ is also known as "cengkerang".
Hehehe. Cengkerang is a Malay word for clams.
*Courtesy of Bam Bam
Today I learned that...
Diarrhea + Menstruation + Fasting = TOTAL DEHYDRATION!
Seriously, I have never felt so drained in my whole entire life! And I'm usually so full of energy! (Except for sports. I don't do sports :P) I even passed out when I got to my room. I was THAT exhausted. Drink plenty of water people! 8 glasses a day if you can!
