I just HAD to put this down. It’s the only thing that cracked me up the entire day! :)
“Isn’t it lovely to know that the ‘defenders of our faith’ include ‘ulama’ who insist that the Devil had a conversation with the Prophet in which he told him that he liked to hang out at CINEMAS, and issue a fatwa that declared budu as najis if spilt upon clothing, but perfectly pure when eaten.
Jilat telo bapak ngko boleh?”
-Anonymous-
(Just coz I don’t know if he’d want to be published :P)
“This certainly could finally explain why a man that ugly would dump a princess so beautiful for another woman who looks like a foot.”
-Perez Hilton on rumors that Prince Charles is gay-
LOL!!!!!
“Isn’t that the thing that killed romance?”
- Bianca Stratford
10 Things I Hate About You
on Feminism-
“Have you heard of the new Dutch Bra? It has all the support, but no cup.”
-Anonymous-
On the 2010 World Cup
I saw Prince of Persia yesterday and loved it! Then, when I read this quote from Jake Gyllenhaal on Perez Hilton this morning, I just cracked up. Dude’s got a sense of humor :)
“I would just like to say to all the ladies out there, I know this is a big weekend for you in North America…this (stands up and points at his body) is Sex and the City – and if you want to see Sex and the City 2 – just see my movie twice.”
- Prince of Persia star Jake GyllenHO, to MTV Canada this week
“Ultimately [I] want someone who you can pal around with and also be intimate with. Someone who can laugh at your jokes. It may sound cheesy, but someone who can be your best friend as well as your love.”
-Jensen Ackles on his dream woman-
So one guy said something in the lines of this to me:
“A guy doesn’t want a best friend. He doesn’t want someone to play video games with. He wants a girly girl. He wants a girlfriend.”
But now we’ve got Jensen Ackles saying the opposite?! Gah! Why must men be so confusing!
“Thanks to my animal behavior classes/research I've done over the years, every time I watch typical rap videos, I think of it as human courtship behavior. Jewelry and expensive cars as honest signal for wealth, and thus ability for male to care for female and young. Ornamented female in courtship dance with big butts signify fertility, and thus quality female. Sexual selection right thurrrrrrrr.”
-La Loca-
