Monday, May 2, 2011

Wardrobe Malfunction


I swear, I am the most unlucky human being in the world when it comes to wardrobe malfunction. Usually, the problem lies with shoes. I’m either breaking heels or breaking straps. I’ve even chipped off chunks of my wooden wedges, hence why I stay away from expensive shoes. Prices don’t matter. If they’re girly, I’ll break them no matter how expensive they are.

Anyhoo, this past month, all my shoes were in good shape. For now, at least. Unfortunately, my pants – not so great. I had TWO pants disaster this past month alone! The first was when I realized the zipper of my pants broke. Fortunately, a little safety pin solved the problem. About a week later, I found a hole at the crotch of my pants. Not right in the middle where the hole is quite invisible, but right below the zipper, where the hole is CLEARLY visible. My brightly colored unmentionables didn’t help either. Oh, and the icing on the cake? Both incidents happened while I was at work. Thank God for Big J and her sewing kit. Saved me from utter humiliation. I owe her one :)

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